… and I just watched Happiness last night.

Ugh, hold on … they're in the couch somewhere.

If Grizzly Man ever gets remade as a dramatic feature, I would love to see Leo take on the role of Timothy Treadwell.

Of course it does. How else do people watch Family Matters reruns?

Cedric Yarbrough and a fucktillion hockey players (including David Backes).

I didn't like her until she became Coke Deb in season 8.

To honor the Ultimate Warrior and — hopefully — to inherit his strength, I will swim around in a giant Ducktales-like bin filled with cocaine and steroids.

This entire gluten-free discussion makes me want to eat a dozen cans of mock duck.

I'll just pay a homeless addict to call me "McNutty."

I like my Hollywood justice like I like my sex: loud, poorly handled, emotionally complex, and with Brad Pitt involved.

One of the worst things I ever saw on the internet was a leaked video of the rapists' friends joking about the whole ordeal (that JUST occured that night as the video was being shot). Not just joking, but laughing hysterically about "how dead" the victim was.

" … breeding expert BD Wong …"

Seems like he's pretty focused on theater. The last thing I saw him in was Damages as an actor who was trying to shadow Ted Danson's character, but even that was years ago.

Don't fuck this up Jenji … Don't fuck this up Jenji … Don't fuck this up Jenji …

Deadwood (which will never happen … but, fuck, that would be cool).

I've seen my share of ninja rampage, but the ninja rampage at the end of Pray For Death is fucking awesome.

Hipsters aren't real. They're just a strawman for boring people to bitch about … not that I'm accusing you of anything.

It's odd that the 90s created an endless fountain of goodwill toward Letterman, but also Robin Williams.

It has been too long, AV Club. Almost thought the holiday spirit got to you fuckers.

Boom! Yummy.