George Lucas has also offered to remaster Jackie Brown, specifically the scene where Robert De Niro bangs Bridget Fonda, which he said sends the wrong message.

Who else thought this article was about Harvey Fierstein?

A black musician!?!

I enjoyed it.

For some reason, a mental image of Mitch McConnell dressed as a bear cub entered my mind's eye.

Is Bert Kreischer an actual comedian? Or is he the centerpiece of a complex, Windy City Heat-like prank?

Same thing … but with Jordan actually present, and with cartoons. And Muggsey Bogues.

My dad's chiropractor friend knows Arvydas Sabonis. You might need to drop the rapping genie thing, but we'll figure something out. Call me.

It's basically Michael Jordan receiving a verbal blowjob from every character for 90 minutes.

I feel like Jenji and co. got tired of Weeds' main premise (living a double-life in suburbia) and wanted to make it something bigger. Which is fine, but the insane trajectory of the last several seasons made me wonder how she ever became a show runner in the first place. I'm still convinced writer's meetings after…

Mike V needs to be in as many bands as possible. That's how our planet gets its energy.

My favorite Bruceploitation movies are the ones that attempt to be biographical. One of them (I think it's called Bruce Lee: The Man, The Myth) legitimizes several of the death conspiracies:

This offends me as an out-of-shape MMA fanboy.

Jackie Chan's New Fists of Fury is better than Jet Li's Fist of Legend, Bruce Lee's Fists of Fury, and pretty much fisting in general combined.

UP AND AT THEM!

You hate them now?

Lacuna Coil: Nightwish for lazy people.

Yep.

This is the first time I've thought about Blink-182 and commercial pop-punk in a long time. I really hated that scene when I was in high school: the Hot Topic accessories, the recitation of whiny suburban teen angst lyrics as if it was "our generation's" thing, and especially the obnoxiousness (at least the…

That was amazing. PFT's reluctance to engage the subject, HDS's angry insistence, the attempts to describe it … all leading to the perfect coda: "It should have never been invented."