"Where is the righteous rage?"

Holy shit, I forgot that was a thing.

I think it started as linoleum, but years of mold growth have essentially turned it into carpet.

Yellow counter-tops? No wonder he had a shitty childhood.

I'm listening to the second interview with Scott Hall (my all-time favorite heel) and there's so much epic lore of drunken antics and macho bullshitery. I haven't watched since I was 13, but I would recommend it to anybody who's interested.

Still, I'd like to see him join the club of well-endowed Emmy winners. Here's the list I have so far:

It's like he walked into a barbershop and asked, "what can you do to make me look like Karl from Die Hard?"

They guy does a ton of work. There's going to be commercial fodder somewhere.
This is the same man who acted in a movie called Raped by an Angel 4: The Raper's Union.

So … he's a poorly thought out skater-type who no one likes and vanishes with little fanfare.

How about Russian investors who come over and put dashboard cameras on everything?

Hey, fuck you pal.

BINGA BONG A BONGA BONG BURBANK … GLIGA GLIG AGLIG AGLIGA GLENDALE

So if you like one shitty band, you like all shitty bands?

Dead or Alive was pretty bonkers in the first few minutes. The dude snorting from a 20+ ft line of coke is all I remember from that movie.

Just pray he doesn't send you a love letter.

Old Man Yells at Cloud

I'd like to hear Carlos Mencia's opinion of this.

I saw him at MSP airport about a year before he died. Shook hands with him and told him he was the greatest, etc, etc. Really nice, as you'd expect.

"None of the teams in the AL Central strike me as obnoxious."

I'm willing to donate $10,000 to such a project just to hear that snarling bastard say "…and your ex-wife's pussy tastes like sweet butter." *