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Yankton Cocksucker
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"There it is. Duke's safe deposit box."

Dexter kind of avoids this by making the antihero's girlfriend/wife super humble and pathetic until the show was about to kill her being completely unbelievable and shitty.

The last person who asked that question got stabbed by a waif.

This sums me up in high school:

A Black Kingpin !?!

"Yeah!"

Damn straight that's what you'd expect from a proud alumnus of the Yankton School of Mining, lovingly known as the YSM Cocksuckers in the collegiate athletics world.

Everytime my LSU buddy says some sports-related bullshit using the suffix "-eaux," I love replying "Geaux Fuck Yourself."

White Cocksucka… YOU! SWIDGEN!

Yes?

I thought the initial teaser promos for "The Crazy Ones" were awful.

I like my entertainment corporations virile, urban, and Asian American.

There goes the last lingering thread of my homosexuality.

Once in a great while, we are privileged to experience a television event so extraordinary, it becomes part of our shared heritage. 1969: Man walks on the moon. 1971: Man walks on the moon… again. Then, for a long time, nothing happened. Until now.

It's when lesbian sex gets REAL.

Here's what I have for the beginning of the movie …

My parents drew the line on "Wishbone" after the "Naked Lunch" episode.  

"Taco Bell bell" wins it every year.

I like to think there's a special island reserved for shitty Nintendo gimmicks, sort of like Monster Island in the Godzilla universe.