My Power Mouth hasn't been used yet …

Please address him as "Future President David Stern."

Nope, I hated it. Not because it was a bad movie. It's built on a very funny idea. With the right people, it could have been a great movie. But it's exactly what you said: formulaic, obvious, boring.

Jessica Rabbit you say?

"I'm sorry CHARACTER NAME but your father is dead … but if it's any consolation, he won't be among the two men jonesing to bang you. He totally would have too. Dude's a monster."

Two and a 3/5 Men?

Edit: fuck it.

*Reads article … turns around to face united armies of wuss-rock, crap-rock, and dub-step fans*

HOLY DAMMIT CHRISTMAS!

Europe : Pickpocketing :: Juilliard : Music

"My last name is also 'Cage.'" - Nicolas Cage

Yes, THANK YOU for featuring some idiot who totally hates a song (but not really at all), and tells some really boring anecdote loosely connected to it. Opinions scare me.

Andy Dick is a political science professor?

Now seems like the appropriate time to say this: Fuck Vincent Gallo.

Relax. Hipsters aren't real.

"The female characters could do with beefing up"

" … and Michigan State's stingy defense proves to be no match for Kurosawa's humanist themes!"

Dodes'ka-den is pretty clunky, mostly because Kurosawa did everything different from his previous films. In some ways it works (e.g. he fleshes out colors as much as possible and contrasts them with the drab location). But in many ways it doesn't (the vignettes aren't really engaging).

Makes sense. That is a pretty gargantuan tour, so I don't blame them for settling on this.

A problem indeed. No one has ever been drunk or high at dry public university campus before.