I've had Bell's Hopslam on the mind since last weekend.

Kinja ruins Gawker. Trolls have all the power.

//sprints to comment section

Sacha Baron Cohen.

The Mambo Kings

You're not researching hard enough.

That picture …. she looks like Lowry's mother in 'Brazil.'

*Gasp*

" … I am merely calling you a bunch of gutless cocksuckers."

The man has turned mumbling into an art form.

*Turns to page 72*

Miracle Max prepares to make his world famous Ginger Brew.

Miracle Max prepares to make his world famous Ginger Brew.

For someone who could name the top 4 billed actors in fucking "Mr. Holland's Opus" (IN ORDER, mind you), I find it incredibly hard to believe he failed to name the top two in "Magnolia." Levine was going for nice-guy points.

For someone who could name the top 4 billed actors in fucking "Mr. Holland's Opus" (IN ORDER, mind you), I find it incredibly hard to believe he failed to name the top two in "Magnolia." Levine was going for nice-guy points.

The only thing that stops bad tentacle rape is good tentacle rape.

The only thing that stops bad tentacle rape is good tentacle rape.

If Mr. NRA's logic was true, then Japan would be completely turned to fucking dust by now.

If Mr. NRA's logic was true, then Japan would be completely turned to fucking dust by now.

They're real and they're spectacular.