A great place to be a tourist so long as you listen to locals and not guidebooks. "Underground City" indeed. INDEED.

I want to see the list of Seven Worst Things in Montreal as well. You can make "bridges" and "overpasses" into a single entry. And take "parking" as a given.

It's a fun project. A Gnome can dream.

I knew a guy called Deep Art. I really don't think i'm going to tell you why. Well, i won't tell you why he was called that. I'll tell you why i knew him: he had just gone balls-deep on this Dwarf Cowboy / Beer Ad Model (levels 5/5) and there was a need for a Cure Moderate Wounds. Not for the Dwarf, it was a…

You got Snark-flanked.

….what's the joke again?

etc

* casts Regenerate *

And when you write "Alex" in devanagari, it looks really awkward, because they got no 'X' so they have to use a 'KS' instead, and anyhow since an ultimate short 'A' is assumed, everybody would call her 'Alexa'. Or more likely still, 'Aleksha'.

Don't guess. Invest in a calendar.

I got some great ideas for Harry Potter in college.

How can "$16k to $19k" average out to $19952?

The producers are waxing coy. If you dig.

I think it's 4th Declension, therefore… huh, an exception. "One anus, two anise." Star anise, i suppose.*

i can only assume you've never— heh, spoiler. Wait a few years, son.

You got the Canadian bug. It's okay.

Well, you don't like it, but you acknowledge it, and without profanity, so this makes you a top-tier Internet Person. Thumbs up.

A prolapsed anus? …please tell me it's a prolapsed anus.

Also, back in 1938, there was a major CancerAIDS plague…. and also, back in 1938, there was a major CancerAIDS plague. …..Wait, am i repeating myself, repeating myself? Maybe it'll be funny if i post this again next article.

And Shireen! No burnt child-corpse!