I fully support the de-sexualization of youth. Teens are below the age of consent, they should not be sexualized in any society. This is just common sense.

Sure. But you're speaking in 2015, informed by the last generation of common sense and empathy. If that ad was seem as "super gross" when it first aired… it wouldn't have aired. It wouldn't have been designed for a soap company. It wouldn't have been approved by the soap company. It wouldn't have been allowed to air…

* gently Levitates Nunez around unseen parking meter *

She said no beard.

"…in this town, we only watch the movie "FUDD".

Well, at 27, she's still young enough to play "Hollywood high school student", so… you have our permission. But you'll have to buy the ticket yourself.

…way to plant, Patch.

I watched Revenge of the Nerds with my folks when i was… less than half my present height.

It wasn't "my music" at the time, but it was sufficiently ambient to the decade that, thirty years later, one can feel nostalgic about it.

Nah, that might have tipped the KGB's hand that D&D was not crypto-Satanism, but was actually a multi-pronged Russian ploy, with the objectives of 1) exploring the post-nuclear holocaust wartime battlefield scenarios, using America's superior high-grade high-impact low-torc polymer industries; 2) removing America's…

Thing is, these folks are trained in how to answer questions like that, and to perceive them as attacks. I always preferred to get in under the radar with disingenuous queries they'd never thought of, with no answer, that wouldn't set off their Infidel alarms.

Ratty little hamster-eyed Half-elf. "I never met my Human father" oh boo hoo.

…and now, doubly, the lyrics make me think about the regrets of fatherhood more than anything else.

Call that "quitting". You don't "defect from".

Do you punch people in real life? Does it make you feel strong to say how much you want to punch people for their beliefs? Do you punch many people who are different from you?

Prediction:

I would have a number of innocent-sounding questions that i knew would get the Christian pots boiling, or at least would make them stumble into saying something embarrassing and un-PC.

They'll be smarter than you are. They'll see through it.

That's the thing. It offended nobody.

Or the first eight years of Jodie Foster's career.