* looks at pile of dirty, naked Cabbage Patch Kids that Xander is referring to as his 'babies'; considers casting a merciful Meteor Swarm to help him forget *

Jolies hate the neediness. They see weakness, they tear out your throat, piss on your corpse, and never sign you to their films.

"I am aware of the effect i have on spikes."

…and don't call him "Chim Chim".

She knew he was a speed… racer… eugh

I swear, as a CBC employee he could have merely said something off-colour and raunchy about the Queen.

…..and Finnegan's Wake. Sure. I did that, Flipped back to the Year of Glad, it didn't replus me.

Nope, the graphic description of the torture-to-death of a character introduced around page 910, and the non-completion of most major story-lines.

Two hours ago, just finished Infinite Jest. Am…. nonplussed by how he chose to end it. This is what i said when i read the last fifteen pages: "…" This is also what my face looked like.

It wasn't the worst. And you do. So, not worth it.

okay, you fixed it

The greater discussion about 'Freedom of Expression' was rendered moot while trying to speak with mouths full of delicious onion rings.

now you ruined it

Makes me wonder, where's Steven Wright? Counting his eggs again? For the Egg Parade?

I mean… Elon Musk is pretty much a world-changing scientist derived from a "Bond Villain" Character Template. If the Season 26 writing staff can't play off this obviousness, i'm sorry, but they and i do not share a vision of the world, or of the funny.

Heh, 'vandalism'. Let's call it what it is, 'wiki terrorism'. Wait- let me update the page on this.

um…. what do you think those AV Club contests are all about, dude? They're just looking for addresses. So they can come murder you. That's why you have to be a resident of the continental US. Their murder budget only covers a domestic Greyhound ticket, a couple of meals.

"…do you come with the car?"

+3 Bible Study Points

Exodus II: The Return