I keep waiting for the "Would you say that to Tom Petty?" thing to get old, but so far it hasn't done so.

I've done that. I once saw Peter North at a shopping mall, and I ran up and shouted, "Hey, I loved you in Jenna Jameson!"

I kinda have the same questions about the PBS show Arthur. What happens ten years from now when, like, Binky knocks up Francine or something? Dog plus chimpanzee…there's gotta be some kind of a chromosomal damage with a matchup like that.

What I love about GG Allin: what an utter disappointment he always managed to be.