Cause everybody knows…

Why is a perfect legacy so important? People who say those types of things are probably more interested in having a touchstone for regurgitating cultural dogma than they are in actually listening to music. I mean, being glad a favorite artist of yours didn't get to taint his legacy? Maybe I'm just an idiot, but I…

Haha yeah, when I saw this I briefly thought about whether it was April 1st. It's not.

Let me preemptively say…
…that if you post something about how people who play guitar hero should get real guitars instead, it's only cause you're an asshole.

CURSE YOU POSEIDON!!

Embarrassing…
The first song is called "David Duchovny" Ouch. If I was a celebrity, I'm not sure I'd do one of these, lest something like that come up.

Advanced!
This SCREAMS Advancement…I definitely can't wait to see the Bill Clinton interview

The great thing about Lou Reed is that he is the ultimate example of Advancement

Doing the Deals? Not exactly the prettiest women either. Talk about your wave of mutilation!!!

Hey Paul, how does it make you feel to know that I'm completely familiar with ZMF's work on the AV Club, but this is the first time I've heard of you even though you apparently work here?

The Departed
Martin Sheen's character in the movie was named Oliver Queenan. I'm assuming that has to be a reference to that, but I don't read the comic book (or any comic books, really) so i don't get the significance. What's the deal?

REM?
Who the fuck is REM? I'm tired of the A.V. club always pimping totally obscure shitty-ass hipster douchebag bands. Who gives a shit about these kids?

"Vanilla"

You're Abe Froman? The sausage KING of Chicago?

My friends and I pretend we have a Christian metal band called "The Salvation Army".

so hyden is like the ying to heller's yang, right? and vice versa? it seems like they probably have one of those relationships that's playfully competitive on the outside, but on the inside they really wanna destroy everything the other stands for

I know how to settle this: Murphy should let ZMF write the Slayer entry when he gets there in September 2010