There was (and probably still is) a greasy diner in Columbia, MO called G&D Steakhouse, where I ate all the time when I lived there. The burgers and pizza were decent, but I loved their gyros. I moved away 10 years ago, and my greasy diner-food tolerance has probably dropped enough since then that a visit there…

There was an Attack on Titan movie?
*goes to Youtube, foolishly clicks on clip entitled Baby Titan*

I love this idea!

Wow, she would be perfect for that.

NEW GODS

Definitely Gethsemane. I go back and forth on my opinion of JCS, but that is a great song, and a truly beautiful insight into that part from the Bible.

Whenever I see stuff like this, all I can think of is the Joe Piscopo version asking for his "Special Sauce"

Equal parts Gacy and Tim Curry in IT, would be my guess.

For remembering all that, you get a Laurel and Hearty Handshake

But I thought Burger King would be The Home Of The Boppers

As the son of a Buddy Holly superfan, words can't convey how much I love that sketch.

That is an excellent tip, thanks.

Coincidentally, I actually have been brushing up, to the point of checking out a copy of DOS for Dummies from the library. Long story short, a coworker found a DOS machine in a closet a while back, and to my amazement it (a) still works, and (b) has a database installed on it that could be very handy for a project…

You're probably right, though at first I had "Pollywog" confused with "Puddleglum", because you just know those kids have all read The Silver Chair more than once.

Come to think of it, the school in those Sally Struthers commercials used to get so much crap over having a degree in gun repair, but I bet that's still a growth industry.

True, but you could play Civilization I on Windows, and that was all that mattered.

I almost spit coffee onto my monitor, so thanks for that.

Hey, don't knock Logo, that was one of the high points of my education. It was almost as useful as Oregon Trail, which mostly taught me that 2-3 tons of bison only have 100 pounds of meat between them.

Ha, good point. And DOS wasn't a whole lot more current than that by 1994. Windows 3.1 had been out for a while when he told us this.

As Mr. Clark certainly would have told you, paper is for the lazy.