and if it glitters, she's going to end up paying way too much.

They should, after making Taurus look like a Fool In The Rain.

It is a lot, but when the lawsuit breaks, Mama you got to move

It kind of fizzled out, but Morrison's Action Comics was by far my favorite of the original New 52 books. I loved him as young and inexperienced but incredibly motivated to help people however he could.

Oh yeah, the obvious pride when he says it is the worst part.

True, but it was a beautiful thing to watch Kelly tear her temporary replacement a new one when he called maternity leave a "scam", though.

Are we sure that's Superman's knee poking through the clouds? If not, it might be the opposite problem.

I don't know. In theory, I love the idea of a new, non-white-male Iron Man. If I believed for a second that Tony Stark was actually going to retire, I would be thrilled. But having two Iron Men seems unsustainable at best, and a cynical short-term attention grab at worst. I don't see how they can keep them both for…

Sorry, that really sucks. Godspeed, Jordo.

"It Takes a Very Stupid Commentariat To Accurately Mashup Headlines."

2 new Marvel trades for me:

I really liked those Silver Surfer books. I've never been a big fan of Mike Allred, or of the Surfer, but the two of them were pretty much made for each other.

Not a comic, but I'm happy to be home. We spent almost a week at my inlaws' house for the Fourth. I love them, and my father-in-law is truly a great guy, but that is an unhealthy amount of time with my mother-in-law.

Around the 1:05 mark, Steve Doocy makes a "Broad-casting" joke that was old when the bad guy in UHF made it in 1989.

To be fair, he has not recently bulldozed any orphanages that we know of. And if he did, I'm sure he would probably let the orphans out first. Probably.

I never thought I'd feel bad for someone on Fox News, but that was hard to watch.

In every picture I've ever seen, Ailes looks less like an actual person than like the villain in an 80s movie who wants to bulldoze an orphanage to make room for his golf course.

I just got the first trade of Vision, which came out about a week ago, and it's absolutely worth it.

This is an excellent piece that makes a lot of important points, but mostly I just want to congratulate Emily on the term “Praise From The Author’s Boner”

If not, they should have by now.