YEAH FUCK CORPORATIONS UNLESS THEY MAKE FAST FOOD BREAKFAST CEREAL VIDEO GAMES OR ANYTHING ELSE THAT DOESNT REQUIRE PUTTING ON PANTS OR GOING OUT OF DOORS

Far out!
Whoa man…

IF ONLY MOMMA CASS HAD SHARED THAT HAM SANDWICH WITH KAREN CARPENTER THEY'D BOTH BE ALIVE TODAY.

PEANUT BUTTER ASSHOLES! YUMMMMM!!!

I'M JUST BUMMED THAT MY MOM DOESN'T HAVE ENOUGH FOOD STAMPS TO SEND ME TO VEGAS FOR THIS.

SHE WOULDN'T BE LIKELY TO NOTICE SOMETHING SO SMALL. SHE'S USED TO A MAN, NOT LITTLE BOYS THAT MICHAEL JACKSON REJECTED.

HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT TRUCK STOP BATHROOMS?

FOR ALL THE HATERS OUT THERE HERE'S MY PIC. YOU CAN SEE YEARS OF POUNDING FAST FOOD (AND MY PUD) HAVE LEFT ME CUT LIKE A FUCKING OLYMPIC ATHLETE!