Pfft, why eat hamburger when you can eat steak?

Meet me at the Casino in Niagara Falls, ask for Gordie.

Remember when Mayor Rob Ford said he had all the pussy he could eat at home?

What does Pickle think of this?

His transition to old hobo seems to be on schedule

Also the T-shirt is smoking a wet cigarette

so a yes to Trans health care is a yes to savings…

Does trans surgery equal more boners or less? or is it break even?

Totally.

Dow chemical has deep pockets

HIs family connections probably helped a bit

Added bonus would be the AV Club headline

Touche.

He's got a point. As farmers and gardeners will tell you, horseshit actually contributes to America

"Fuck yourself you orange piece of horse shit"

He'll probably say something even stupider/do something even nastier before then

Indubitably, maybe a snifter of brandy as well

He's constantly raising the bar in the field of "stupid assholery"

I heard he aced 'Dog v. Cat 101'

Quit jerking us around Microsoft, and when is minesweeper coming back?