That you're an electrician who likes ice cream

Ouch.

I hope this isn't mandatory

Pfft, why would he care? He's Canadian

Yeah, "dating"

I still have "pee on carpet" nightmares

Are we meant to answer the poster?

Evil Clown movies are the worst, while Evel Knievel movies are the best.

Depp doesn't do anything consciously

It's Canada, we're all high.

Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos

I just missed the occasional vowel, like a chump

and a proper haircut.

Mke the Weeknd grt agn!!

There are no insect politicians my friend

good points, but when have 'human rights' ever stopped us humans from mistreating each other?

I haven't seen this (and don't really plan to) but I can safely say that the montage of animals in cages set to solo piano music is pretty weak

Some idiot intern showed him a picture of a vagina which made him start questioning his whole career

SPOILER ALERT!! - The writer did it.

And shouldn't forget to wash his undercarriage