Well this is a departure from the usual stuff you get up to internet, like sticking shit onto other shit or what some dork thinks about some nonsense

"like Bugsy, or Working Girl!"

'Antichrist Babies' would be a fun kid's show

Try a plunger

Next time - How this tumblr site is raising awareness of Coca-Cola related soda you can purchase

You mean Etobicoke?

30 seconds after they move in

Even though you seem truly busy doing the Lord's work internet, could you take a few minutes to tell Disqus to "fuck off with all the stupid questions!"

Wow, this Game of Thrones shit is becoming quite popular eh?

You should do Loni Anderson next

Get over yourself Internet, you're really not as important as you think

Also, you'd think both the men and the female reporters would have better things to do.

"The possibilities are limited only by people’s imaginations here."

'Thousands' is a heinous understatement

RIght on, Luke Evans is always fun to watch too

meh, stuff sucks

"…join twitter so he can quit it in disgust again, get pissed when no-one cares, and finally get hammered then host…"

if you take the words "media satire Special Correspondents" out of your headline it makes a lot more sense

Don't worry, teenagers never use the internet

It's gonna be hard for the CBC to shoehorn Wendy Crewson into that