pfft, like Green Day would ever play at a punk club

Merde.

this article sent me into a hashtaggy rage-spiral

Spoiler Alert - Pulver will be playing a Sexy Vampire.

Hey guys! Whatcha doing out here??

nice.

21 Black street?

Not to poo-poo your analysis, but it seems much more likely that they went on the Prelinger archive and downloaded all the free nuke footage they could find

My mom bought me the wrong mucilage once, all the other kids picked on me.

and his excellent facial grooming

Turns out Wayward Pines is just a crappy show stuck inside another show and then some shit happens.

" Steve Miller was inducted by The Black Keys; I didn’t understand why they were there to begin with. It really looked to me like The Rock Hall was trying to get the “younger demographic.”

Wow, so Rob Schneider sucks. Thanks Internet, you've really blown my mind this time

I heard 'How I met your Uncle' is terrible too.

Only time will tell.

She Cried Wolverine

The Wolverinees, the true story of a band of angry misfit folk singers working their way around 1960's Calgary

mmmm, corpsey

Vinyl Guy, The One With A Beard I Guess was my favourite

people are the worst, I hate them so much