Trump is running for president????

"So who are you? What are you doing today?"

I might check this out.

Dawn of the Dead was pretty great

Bose has retail stores? What the hell?!

Thanks for repeating things we already know and pretending you just thought of them Internet!!

or include misogynist bullshit (e.g. Sucker Punch)

Wired magazine is still around?

Messy script, but lots of laughs.

Ok fine. You're a terrible excuse for a news program and Mansbridge should have been fired years ago

I was thinking of something funny to write but this sort of thing really pisses me off. Specifically rich people making money while pretending to change things for the poor.

It's nice that Jack Reacher is getting another chance at the silver screen

a wedding toast comedy? what the hell is that?

Only one thing will stop the MacLaren bloodline, we have surround them and do the Buffalo Gals dance.

Be careful what you say, the twat hierarchy has powerful friends.

Why do they bother with the numbers anymore?
Does anyone here remember how to tune a radio? Like Old-school stylez?

It's pretty punky to use the word shite, he should use that while urinating on the aforementioned 'shite'

I've lived in some stupid houses and the stupidest thing he could do would be to eat all the merchandise.

"What's wrong with being sexy?"
-Nigel Tufnel, Spinal Tap

They'll probably just stick with "boring"