"Saying it's weird for a filmmaker to prefer a certain way of shooting is like saying it's weird for a guitarist to prefer a certain model of guitar."

film schmilm, man DOPs can be real weirdos about this sort of stuff

The story probably refers to him being really chatty too

Wait a second…
Kanye is a musician? I thought he was a failed AI experiment

Good for you Rihanna
*goes back to reading evening paper

It was nice to finally put a face on Charlie Brown's teacher though.
Oddly, I thought Miss Othmar looked awfully masculine

So gay & so not wrong in all possible ways of not-wrongness

Sorry CBS, you're gonna have to make do with "stupid justice"

You'd ask the man for a favor? On this, the day of his daughter's wedding?

ALSO MY BROTHER IS A WRITER, GO BUG HIM FOR A WHILE…
*slams door in reporter's face

Snyder - "Thanks, but that might not work in my movie"
Singer - "Movie, what movie?"

If I was Mike Huckabee, I would steal all the campaign shenanigans the Head of Nixon used in Futurama

She's still deciding which seat to take

"Rebecca Black, former head of 24’s laughably ineffective CTU…"
Will she be singing that delightful 'Friday Friday' song though?

seriously, eww.
If I'm gonna do the difficult brown with a bald woman, it's Sinead O'Connor or nothing

and dull!

Near as I can figure two dopey guys stroked out on their phones simultaneously and ended up sending each other a bunch of gibberish
One of them is fatter and shorter than the other

I bet Nolan said no, but his email response was full of so many plot holes Snyder assumed he said yes.

Here's the unfiltered synopsis

OR a game show where dull white people try to out-dull each other