Your post is made extra sad with the addition of some solo piano.

Eddie Redmayne totally deserves this award, in fact they should give it to him, take it back and then give it to him again, but louder and angrier.

"… joking that the contract extension takes some of the sting out of “not getting cast in The Wiz [Live!].”

"Will the Academy uphold conventional wisdom or think outside of the box?"

Dear God…

"..and young girls in slutty costumes." he added.

The backup up singers could repeat "preach shit up" a few times here.

Jesus show'd up to provide you a soul tincture
and teach you that pee pees should stay outta yo sphincter

Botoxed Cox to star on Fox

Just saw this.

Yikes, hasn't he ruined enough media already?

she's so fine, like 'crazy stupid fine' fine

No more weird Japanese porn.

Serie Noire is really good.

and all the Scienticians will have finger-eyes

Great, now my toilet will never get fixed

Dear Hannibal,

"…Casting Scott Eastwood—this generation’s answer to Chris Mitchum"

Fingers crossed!

Hmm, the tagline I saw was "Jennifer Lopez, as you've never seen her before!!"