Batman vs Superman should be subtitled "Zack Snyder vs Good taste part 6"

CBS will totally shit kittens when they see my fan-film where Les Moonves is a homosexual klingon that sits around all day eating cockroaches and whining.

**SPOILER ALERT**

and teenage moron

Heavens to betsy, how does such a sensitive soul survive in this cold cruel world of internet commentary?

I knew I remembered you from somewhere!!!

Cool!

Nacho Picasso makes his own hollandaise sauce

"particularly annoying Adam Sandler character"

This is why Obamacare failed, they put money into hospitals for radiators.

James Franco should partner with my ass, by biting it.

Totally

In about 10 minutes

You forgot 'About a boy' and 'Eraserhead'

"He treats me like a princess!! 4 Stars!! Also I fell trying to find my seat in the dark." - Rex Reed

He also added "If you know what's good for you, you'll shut up and fucking listen!!!" as the crowd whimpered and tried to think of an excuse for their latest black eye

The network is wondering if you wouldn't mind adding a slice of Velveeta.

He looks like a golf pro.

Don't bring John Philip Souza into this, the man is a national treasure

or a drunken rant about how each race has their own heaven