What about "Shannon" (dog goes swimming, drowns) ?

"Maybe it has something to do with the fact that he rarely frames them in
wide shot, instead intercutting close-ups with all-CGI spreads of
crumbling destruction, the scale thrown further out of whack by 3-D. Or
maybe it’s just a lack of showmanship"

"Outties! a new form of birth control!!"

Lots of things, it can tell the world what bands you like, what soft drink you prefer and whether or not you can provide 'mustache rides'

Lee Marvin

Money for not doing stuff? Now I feel like one of those clowns in Congress.

Noooiiice!

Maybe they could bring it upstairs so we can have free falling money forever

You get a T-shirt.

This inspires me to do a Kickstarter where people give me money and I stand on a tall building and throw it into the wind.

Can I go now?

I don't know AV Club, shows and movies that use the "Gerund-Proper Noun" title plan have burned me way too many times in the past.

That & letting dull white guys from SNL walk around like they own the place come to mind

Hey Duggar Family, Jesus hates you.

Actors directing documentaries - Sure, why not.

"The Script notes!! They're coming from inside my own ass!!"

That was terrible.

Anyone else here find Judy Reyes under-utililzed?

Nicky Minaj

Billy Corgan is my favourite weirdo