Hey, that hurts eh.

Why in Hollywood my good man!

Oh really, well I think YOU'RE THE HYDRA AGENT!!

He really leaned in to the line "BIG FUCKING ERECT PENIS!!!" didn't he?

In the 70's it didn't take much to get Charlotte Rampling naked.

I feel Iron Sky redefined that whole genre.

The picture looks like a community cable version of Cabaret

Did USA ever attempt to explain to viewers the double entendre in the title?

So this sort of thing is someone's job? Like some person sits at a desk deciding which bullshit award nomination a thing should get?

More importantly which d-list celebs plan to wear cutoffs and walk in the mud for photographers this year?

And I'd be there to borrow it from you.

Looks like Santa finally took Nick off the naughty list!!

Maybe you were drunk? Or wandered into the wrong theater at the movie house? Maybe you have terrible taste?

But if the dipshits don't yell things how will the guy on screen know the murderer is behind him or the woman he with is so damn fine he should make plans to have intercourse with her?

What if it's during a Gary Marshall crapfest?

My mom (she's 70) saw Antichrist at TIFF and had to come over and tell us all about Charlotte Gainsborough cutting up her "hoo-ha" for a week.

Yeah, but those types are usually easy to beat up, or give a wedgie to, or steal their inhalers…

I thought it was gonna be having to say "It's cool, just call me 'David O'" to every single person on the crew

You can probably skip the Mythbusters guys next year if you want to save electrons

This is a good move for Bjork. Market research has shown that her fans want her to be 56% more droney