"Kyle Machlachlan, what's the deal with that guy? Sex comedy"

probably, but doing things efficiently/cost effectively doesn't fit into the new world paradigm and shit

"Incestual Sex Romp" has been earmarked for Atom Egoyan movies

I call dibs on anything David Lynch did/does

Death Proof, man Tarantino couldn't produce gas after a bean salad

Yeah, I like breathy sounding french girls too, but after a while it all does start sounding "la meme chose"

the second one

Jean-Luc Picard? Eau de Toilette?

Well, this "potato-salad" thing is clearly society's fault.

"…do I have a tumor?"

Bruckheimer is the single most over-rated person in any field throughout the universe.

uncomfortable like when your mom made you change at 12 with your older hot cousin or like a catholic priest wants some "alone time" with you?

I doubt that, he's clearly a commercial director who got into film yet never developed an eye beyond commercials.

It does seem odd, I mean what exactly were critics expecting? The lost reel of The Magnificent Ambersons?

Did no one on Kickstarter fund your one man show about your town and the wacky characters that dwell within it's borders?

nor does it "shred" as effectively (or proactively) as the potato salad, I mean It's barely even "gnarly".

That's pretty good.

Yeah, but those potatos, they have killer agents. The twilight cast all got paid in eyeliner.

Those hipsters on Alderaan really had it coming.

I know, it all started when I had an American train engine pulling a Chinese dining car and I remarked on how well they looked together.