yes, you are actually right, and it's me faking the ZMF. I am just bored out of my mind at work and saw the original post (which was not me) and added all the stupid replies (all of which were me).
I never understood the appeal of this clown. all caps, no punctuation, lots of cursing and a few non sequitars and anyone…

I AM MASTERBATING RIGHT NOW BITCH MASTERBATING WITH RACHEL DRATCH AND AMY POEHLER SITTING ON A BEANBAG CHAIR WITH A PITCHER OF KOOLAID USING NEOSPORIN FOR LUBE