It's hard bein' black and gifted!

Did nobody else notice that Ron got pulled over in front of Paddy's Pub?

REFUSED ARE FUCKING ALIVE

Yeah this is huge fuckin' news.  REFUSED!!!!!!!!!!!!

FRANCES THE MUTE is my absolute favorite album of anything ever. 

So it's basically God of War 3: The Movie But Stupider?

Release the Hekatonchires!

Rome?

Even though we ain't got money, i'm so in love with you honey, everything will bring a train of looooooooooove.  In the mornin' when i rise, bring a — OH FUCK!!!!!!!!!

THAT'S A GOOD LOOKIN' DOG

It's a pennsylvania-wide thing. Poew-ca-noews.

I like both. God help me, i love 'found footage' movies.

You mean Wilbur Whateley?

GOOD GOD MAN!

He sure as shit better bring his good bashing stick for the giant monsters.

Jurassic Park sure was pretty fucking great.

Stampeding cattle?

CAPTAIN
DO YOUR JOB.

That is, you're a hack since I'm the real Patrick Bateman. Not a hack from an axe.

HACK.