Seriously, how is this worse? Seriously!

SCHISSEN DAS FENSTER!

also the fucking gun-lag.

I just wanted to say
that the home-page looks awesome today. The guy from Blue's Clues staring at Alec Baldwin who is staring at January Jones and Liam Neeson who are STARING RIGHT AT YOU.

that fucking smug face
I want to punch her so bad.

VLADIMIR ILYICH ULYANOV. V. I. LENIN.

R-U-N-N-O-F-T.

Miranda Kerr's baby ain't gonna pay for itself.

They're so hilariously ridiculous
that it just sounds like a guy doing an awful impersonation….and yet, they're all real…

another not-great movie with a great soundtrack is the new The Time Machine. Klaus Badelt and shit

That was like TEN years ago….

Apparently jumping from a bridge only gives you a twisted ankle.

Be my
Pubeshirt.

Stan, just….cool it with the anti-Semitic remarks.

I actually enjoy two conversations quite a bit. I've said in the past that it's my favorite appleseed album, though i know basically everyone disagrees with me on that. HELLO DEAREST LOVE is a great song.

Appleseed Cast
Since no one else has, i'll defend the Appleseed Cast. All of their albums are really solid, except for Sagarmatha, especially considering their two best and biggest songs are on Mare Vitalis. I would disagree and say that the gap isn't that big at all.

Blooptaabi has mistaken me for this dickhead Marcus Halberstram. It seems logical because Marcus also works at P&P and in fact does the same exact thing I do. He also has a penchant for Valentino suits and Oliver Peoples glasses. Marcus and I even go to the same barber, although I have a slightly better haircut.

Hey everybody!
How's it going? Ha, ha! Great!

Hey guys!

I seriously don't understand the love for Russkiy Standart. It always tastes like plastic to me, the curse of lower-end vodkas. People here love it though. I enjoyed Zelyonaya Marka quite a bit and it was dirt cheap.