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Patrick Bateman
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Had the best, best vodka when i was in Moscow. A little more than a dollar for 750ml, and delicious without the plasticky or rubbing alcohol smells and flavors. Zelyonaya Marka and Belaya Beryozka were my favorites.

Also it's in Maryland.

No can do, Douchebag. Got an 8:30 rez at Eventide.

I'll wager there are 4,800 identical douchebags from Arlington.

LEV NIKOLAEVICH TOLSTOY AND SHIT

What frequency are you listening? Is it noise or sweet sweet music?

I really liked the spare, haunting soundtrack to the Proposition(and the movie itself), and the song The Ballad of Something Moore and Betty Coltrane, which i got off the greatest hits album. further suggestions?

Hey guys!
Say i'm just recently getting into Nick Cave. What would you nerds say are his best, most Nick-Cave-y albums? I wanna hear 'em!

I could've fucking been somebody! I could've fucking had class! I could've fucking been a fucking contender!

I fucking love the horror Onions:

Bring it in bring it in bring it in yeah!
motherfucking REFUSED.

Forty four point four four?
That's Numberwang!

Bobby Draper becomes me.

Celebrity Rehab meets Hadji Murad

Toddlers and tiaras meets The Master and Margarita

So you think you can dance meets Notes from the Underground

idea!
They should call it "Battleship!" and make it a musical revue of The Battleship Potemkin. The maggots song will make you cry, the Odessa Steps chorus will put you on your feet!

General Ackbar?
IT'S A TRAP!

Don't forget my big moments in "I can do a thousand now," "New York Matinee called a playful, mysterious little dish," and "I just don't have anything in common with you."

Yeah i agree
the last couple of "Character's story" were pointless; derek and cromartie specifically. we got the picture from the other ones, we don't need to see the same scene again from a different angle.