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Shaun Rutherford
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He's probably the least offensive thing in that series. Too bad he couldn't be more like Gary in those movies.

Reading this in Don Dimelo/Andy Daly's voice makes that last line so freaking funny.

I couldn't take Billy Burke seriously as an actor for years because of this shitty role on 24.

Someone started calling her Rack Bauer (at AICN's message board?), and I've never been able to call her anything else ever since.

And it was like the cameras were way too close to people's faces, like how you made movies when you first got a video camera.

I heard the 1991 R.E.M. sounded bizarre, so I would have stayed away from that even if I was filthy rich.

Did you see how much those things cost? I wish I had that kind of money!

Nice. That's right.

How awesome would it be if Charlie really was in the background of every show she appeared on?

I'd love to hear Braugher dismissively say, "BAYliss" again, Afghamistam.

I probably would've kicked her out of bed for eating cookies and then regurgitating them into her kid's mouth, though.

Chief, I'm still getting mileage out of this line of yours.  Completely classic and so indicative of the ADD-nature of modern filmmakers.

Here's the actual quote: To me, it's always a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, "Hey, can you give me a hand?" you can say, "Sorry, got these sacks."

"dark ocean of secrets" - fantastic.

"Fat kid from Stand By Me sucks!"

It's James Horner who scored it, and he won't let anyone forget it.