He's got this hangup over answering phones, something like "No good will come from this". Nice continuity/laziness joke. But that's The Middle for you.

Frankie Heck ist my fave
* I'm lying*

Seriously, Brick's slogan was so far superior to the stoopid slogan they went with. It stands on its own and when you look into it there's a proper origin story to back the Hidden Gem of the Heartland. I hope the carmonger had a heart scare from all the pies and a guilty conscience. Brick FTW.

oh, sure, skip over the shenanigans! or the much ballyhooed hullabaloo! Words are fun.

It's the kind of show that would be a pleasure to catch up with 4-5 episodes a night, honestly the furthest from a chore you can get. You'll like these people better than your own family.

..but i'm winning the pigeon holding (or whatever he said) had me cracking up. Samberg is really funny in this show.

It's easier with talcum powder. Without, it would be next to impossible to put the suit on yourself, which is why Sherlock surmised someone else must have been present to help Titus put on the suit. The other party must not have had any experience with latex suits. It also implies that the suit was put on after death…

He'll get a bonus-bonus for his earnest attempt to save the company 125 million dollars. As if a financial company would put morals before profit. I also have questions regarding the enforcabiltiy of the morals clause in this case. It's done in private between consenting adults and none of it is illegal.

Grown men should never wear shorts, Neal knows this

Mrs Assowise and I were actively cheering Bobby Elvis' return. Especially when Jax was convinced Bobby was leaving and still hugged him like he loved him (Not to mention the other SAMCRO guys). Mr Hunnam was doing excellent work tonight.

Dear David Gordon Green.
Great work on last night's EBD! Loved it!. One tiny quarrel. You shoot two thirds of this episode in a waterpark with Katy Mixon in a BATHING SUIT? A BATHING SUIT! Tsk, bad director. Miss Mixon the hottest woman in the episode. If she's going to let her hair down in an inappropriate way it…

I'm so naive. Ofcourse Kenny will get his kid something inappropriate so I was expecting a big, far too powerful dirtbike or something.
Narp. A motherfudging wolf. Kenny just out-Kennied himself spectacularly.
I love this freaking show.
Also @avclub-abc17a0aa882e6e17f402bd59a4090bc:disqus: love the name/album

The whole film feels like a faithful adaptation of a graphc novel. It's very stylish visually and the wonderful music also adds to the style over substance motif. That is not a bad thing.  It's a movie about teenage assassins, how much substance can you expect?
Gandolfini & Ronan are wonderful in this movie. Both…

The clearest example ever  of "It's the destination, not the journey"

Thanks for the correct use of 'hence"!

Ehm : "We have 425 students, so we can't be expected to take care of them… "
Actually, you are. To quote Patton Oswalt (when he realized what he should have said to the parking enforcer): "That literally is your job"

There are many varieties of sweet licorice that are wonderful. The only thing it absolutely has to be is black.

Because Jesus.

@LJo1:disqus suggested Jon Hamm and I have to fully concur. Then I just had this flash of genius *self-five*

Please let it be Jon Hamm. Please.