Well, I hope we all enjoyed the "Game Of Thrones Comedy Hour." This was the most light-hearted episode the series has aired yet.

I'm beginning to think Al Qaeda has a point.

My mom watched Medium and I used to occasionally catch glimpses of it. Every single Patricia Arquette line reading just screamed…well, monotonously mumbled, "I don't want to be here."

I don't watch "Smash," but I do enjoy reading the reviews. I'm struck by how much raw, seething contempt there is for Katherine McPhee. "A bunch of talented people and Katherine McPhee?" Ouch, dude.

The inevitable Slate piece calling Ebert a mean-spirited, overrated critic who was somehow also a huge sexist is going to really piss me off.

Ebert also wrote an open letter to Jay Mariotti in which he called Mariotti a "rat," which was pretty outstanding.

I remember being pretty annoyed with Ebert during the entire "videogames aren't art" fiasco; not just because of his view on the issue, but because in expressing it he came off so churlish and unpleasant and small-minded. But even then I couldn't help but think that I would be much more upset if someone else was…

Crap.

Have Hugh Dancy and Charles Dance ever been in the same movie or show?

This…this was not the review I was expecting.

I don't know if it's just my history as the child of divorce, but damn, those scenes with Phillip, Elizabeth and the kids were tough to watch. Exceptionally well-done, but absolutely heart-breaking. The confusion, the anger, the difficulty answering simple but frustrating questions, the sad little attempts at changing…

Glad to see this. Keri Russell got most of the attention when the series started up, which is understandable as she was the biggest name. Plus, you get the whole "Felicity is killing bitches" angle, which is fun.

Gleeson did an interview where he said that the first question he always gets is whether people were mean to him on the street. He wanted everyone to know that people were very nice to him and he had no issues.

“Suck this dick, swallow that nut, and call it penis-colada…"
Well…that's one of the worst things I've ever read.

What was the headline a few weeks ago in "The Onion?"

"Hello, my name is…um…my name is Po Lee Oliver. Yes, it's Asian."

"You know, that's really offensive to people who are actually blind."

I'm not leaving without you, Oh. That Knife! You die, I die.

I don't watch "New Girl," but I can see this working. In fact, I wouldn't be shocked if Taylor Swift had a future in comedy.  She was the best thing in "Valentine's Day" (I know, I know, clearing a bar that's buried six feet under isn't very impressive) and I really, really liked her on Saturday Night Live.

The only disappointment here is that they didn't get Maggie Lawson in a French maid's outfit.