Believe it or not, I've been dry since I moved to the New Path farm. That's one of the main reasons I took to making unregistered comments on the AV Club. The buzz is pretty shitty by comparison, but you take what you can get, I suppose.

Grand Moff Ellen Barkin - nice to meet you, too!

Fine, I'm registered. Happy?
Seems like the most obvious explanation for why you're doing this, AV Club, is to somehow make money from it. It's certainly unnecessary from a community-policing standpoint. Being money-hungry doesn't make you any worse than any other site on the internet, I guess, and I like your content…