Is Henry gonna bang Jesus?

It's the sexy place to be, beema

She doesn't have friends

In banging his older sister?

That cologne just gets the teachers

No

I have not

Landis doesn't like Man of Steel and isn't seeing this, so I doubt it

It's still really, really boring

The ghost of Ayn Rand calls it a masterpiece of objectivism

I always enjoy his pathetic apartment at the end

I can see Hillary comparisons to Tracy, but not seeing the other ones

I love this movie more than life itself, and it's one of the few movies where I can tolerate Broderick.

Kind of a low bar here

There's bound to be some lonely Republican congressman

Stop trying to make St. Anger happen

It's not possible to be worse than Jupiter Ascending. The reviews for BvS aren't even close to as bad, anyways.

He gave Jupiter Ascending a B and Ex Machina a C+. It's not that big of a deal to give BvS a good review in return.

If IV reviews it, I fully expect that inexplicable good grade

Batman only murders a few people with a gun (I think). It's all good.