*spits on sidewalk in front of the place where you sleep*

WHY IS THE AV CLUB SO DAMN SLOW AT GETTING A BATMAN VS SUPERMAN REVIEW UP THIS IS RIDICULOUS

The gum?

"10 reasons why Ted Cruz is great"

What

But what about The Mars Volta? I WANT THE MARS VOLTA

Well played, Mohd.

Do I look like Nygma to you

Porky's 2 is the next one up

Would you stop talking nonsense

Pssst it's a Happy Gilmore joke

oh you

Of the mediocre teams that didn't make the tournament?

"Scott Eastwood 1, Gary Oldman 2"

SCOTT AUKERMAN

ANTONIO BROWN

On the other hand, Antonio Brown's smile

I just want characters that aren't a complete bore

Eugene is just the Butters of the group

The first 40 minutes of this episode were an absolute fucking drag