Sorry but he is dead. And he was delicious.

"Soon all the world will see what an awful movie Sony Pictures Entertainment has made."

Honestly all this effort to destroy a movie nobody was interesting in seeing in the first place.

Makes me wish for an actual Pope Schlomo.

Don't forget the theme music!

Ooooh, example please??

Slacks?

The Society of Crossed Keys:

Top Gun is the answer to the question asked in Season 12 of Simpsons, "We need a symbol that says we're gay AND Republican."

and how is that different from Chris Evans?

Yeah the side of Bruce that works for the better of society through charity and fair business practices doesn't get enough attention. It was done quite a few times in BTAS. Just look at how Bruce was arrayed against Ferris Boyle and Daniel Mockridge. It was touched on only briefly in the Nolan films and wasn't ever…

He is but he doesn't get paid for it. Or for anything actually.

I loved the glimpse at Flash's secret identity. He's usually displayed as a goof within the JLU but he's the only one of the original 7 to make his living as a scientist.

Oh that would be a fun addition. "Made possible by a grant from the Ultra Humanite (smiles)."

So happy someone found this.

Given that Saving Christmas, Atlas Shrugged, Left Behind, and America are all on this list, it would seem the Straw Man is having his best year since the Wizard of Oz.

"The holiday had involved groups of young men going door-to-door demanding alcohol and food, like something halfway between Halloween and a pub crawl."

You say that about every movie.

That's one of the best lines of the entire series.

Yarr Squidy, I got nothing against ye. I just heard there was gold in yer belly. Dyarr harr harr.