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His Noodly Appendage
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He had, sadly, used up the last of his six concussion freebies.

It's okay, it happens.

Sure, Sheriff Truman was fine. But who wouldn't want Dale Cooper as their local cop?

Eh, he's mostly fair-minded, but way too harsh. And he racially-profiles A LOT.

Joseph fucking Mary on the Manger, that's BRILLIANT.

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Oh come on, people. STID was not that bad, overall, and much of it was actually really good. Sure, the plotholes start to pile-up towards the end, but the movie as a whole is entirely more competent and more enjoyable than the vast majority of the other Trek movies. Comparing it unfavorably to N****** is just

I enjoyed reading Battlefield Earth, but I was also 12 at the time. So take from that what you will.

There's just something about antisocial personality disorder…

Bravely brave Sir Robin
Rode forth to cash his check.

@avclub-0f29370d9da664c1e143182f37301063:disqus Especially if they're Irish.

Gotta love the persecution complex.

Well, cops and soldiers are not exactly heroes. And they really shouldn't be lionized as heroes.

It's official, people are using the "you're so biased" dog whistle way too liberally.

DIRECTED BY MICHAEL BAY

To shreds, you say?

If Jesse doesn't kill Todd I will just KILL MYSELF!!!!

If Jesse doesn't kill Todd I will just KILL MYSELF!!!!

Not enough tits, too much ass.

Ha, if Alexander is the result of his first time, I kind of like the idea that he hasn't had sex since ("Well, I don't want that to happen again!"), at least until Dax, because come on, it's Dax.