Cancelled? I'm beginning to suspect there will be no forced mating after all…

Words! Nothing but sweet, sweet words that turn into bitter orange wax in my ears.

Mr. and Lady!

I'm REALLY squeamish when it comes to seeing people getting their throats slit, whether they're real or animated. So I was actually surprised that I didn't react during the Doug & Buster's bit. Does this mean I'm desensitized, or should I be even more worried?

According to Mexican culture, my birthday (Tuesday the 13th) is a day of bad luck. Very fun, indeed.

I felt all kinds of emotions reading that comment.

Ah, you jerk! You reminded me that almost existed!

He's a rapist. End of story.

I feel a Comedy Central joke coming on…

"This is worse than that time I blew up a hospital full of children!"

Can anyone count how many times Stan has been killed at this point? At least three, I'm sure.

Funny to think his only other appearance on the show was the one he was murdered in. …Wait, is that funny?

Doesn't she have the biggest sex garden in the country?

I always got the feeling that Mila received the exact opposite treatment among the cast than her character does on the series.

The Simpsons did a good ten years ago.

http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Wow. My sentiments exactly. (I have to admit, though, I was really relieved when Homer and Marge didn't go through with the S&M).

Hmph. You try eating potato chips when greyhounds keep stealing them.

Oh no, my pudding is trapped forever!

Stupid thing's sick all the time…