Touche, Mr. or Mrs. Roast Beef. Touche.

Nonsense. He's a delightful director who goes out of his way to make big, stupid movies. He's not a monster, his death would benefit no one, and his entertainment is harmless stupidity. (Save for Pain & Gain, which benefits from being smarter than you'd expect it to be, but still very stupid.)

And a collective "No shit" rose up through the throngs of people who have seen both, and possess the uncanny ability to recognize patterns. This is film analysis by way of a Highlights magazine.

…Did she not do a show about sex called Not Safe? Oh, no, that's the other largely inoffensive and anonymous blonde comedian. I hate to break it to you Iliza, but your comedy and comedic voice are far from distinct.

GOOD SWEET GOD. I'm in love. I can't wait. Little disappointed they're leaning hard into the Da'at Yichud mishegoss, but good gravy. This looks like everything I could have asked for in a Wolfenstein follow up crossed with a juuuust a hair of IO's beloved, criminally ignored, "Freedom Fighters"

As I'm sure has been pointed out about 400 times by now, this is some rich fucking irony.

Well, considering I've been calling them "Three Oh Sees" riiiight up until this article…uh, great.

I'd call a dog's empathic response to a face on a screen pretty incredible, though

AW DAMNIT. Beat me to the joke.

Yeah, he lived a full life. Fuck this guy, am I right?

They tend to be

Dear god, that is adorable.

He has, but this time it's after 15 or so years of him going on and on about how much he hates Muslims, so people are a lot less willing to give him latitude when one of his "edgy," Borscht Belt-esque jokes (this one lamely trying to call out the fact that Sasse seemed to be using bizarre, slavery-adjacent language to…

It's not just Brits. If you've seen enough British television to discern different regional accents, his accent for Emmit is all over the map. Weirdly, his Ray voice was a lot more consistent. Emmit, on the other hand, sounds like McGregor's tuning a radio full of cartoony American accents and never landing on a…

You mean "Yuria," as our stalwart reviewer insists on calling him for no clear reason? An excellent question.

An excellent question that no one seems to be in a hurry to answer or rectify

Please just let Bachman be replaced by Russ Hanneman.

If anything, Derek Jacoby would be better as Poriot. Or fucking get Tchéky Karyo if you want a talented, underrated Frenchman (yeah, yeah, Belgian) who can grow ludicrous facial hair

….Jesus.

BUS LIFE.