The only peaceable outcome of any Hashtag War

You take that back about my beloved hash, goddamnit

#CreativeBankruptcy

"Hashtag, my Hawkmen…HASHTAG!"

That's show biz lingo for ya, kid! You'll get used to it

Is there a site where I can learn to do that?

But only one of us got to date Sarah Silverman (presumably)

Sure, but I watched 10 episodes of Divorce

He's done more subdued work in a string of amusing-to-forgettable indie comedies. If you watch Encore at any point on the weekend, you're likely to stumble over one of them

Best Obnoxious Asshole Who Repetitively Destroys His Intentionally Shitty Set To Make an Elliptical Point About The Artifice of Show Business?

His only crime was having a giant, beefy face and being forced to hoover up massive amounts of crushed-up Vitamin B and scream nonsense about "the truth."

Shaggy?

I had no idea Waits did an Unplugged. As a giant, nerdy-ass fan of Tom Waits, I am deeply shamed.

"…Even powerhouses like Molly Shannon." I agree, Thomas Hayden Church is the best thing on Divorce, but I'm not 100% sold that Molly Shannon is a powerhouse anything.

I'm sure reportedly was a typo; I seem to remember Cameron making a big deal about casting him for the "Night to Remember" connection

That Joy burn was simple, effective and delightful. Also, it's kinda nice to know that even she thought it was a piece of shit.

You can really feel the sound separation when they're up there

Oh, if you hang a dress on a wire hangar while listening to your wired headphones? Joan Crawford will pop out of her grave and beat you to death.

"There was once a bespectacled giant named Jeff Goldblum, and he wandered through a pure white void, rambling incoherently about technology. Then he gestured vaguely toward a candy colored egg, and that…that was when we all fell in love."

WIRES ARE FOR LUDDITES AND ASSHOLES.