IT'S NOT POSSIBLE [You can't see it, but I'm covering my chin in spittle and pulling the ugliest face I can in disbelief]

Turns out, no. I am suddenly turned on by vests though…

To quote my favorite incidental character in Last Crusade, "He chose…poorly."

"You want some nice, flaccid dingus? BABY WE GOT YOU COVERED."

Oh nooooooooooooooo

I am weirdly into the name "Sharp Dallas"

…No way. No way is Emperor Palpatine's first name Sheev

YEP.

Don't get too excited. It's the least erotic nudity since David Cronenberg's Crash

I'm always disappointed people seem to single him out. I think he does pretty neat work with what he has (he always seems to be a little bewildered by the bizarre turns his story takes, which I find extra-charming on a show that talks po-faced about dragons and ice wraiths and shit.)

SHOGUN WORLD, GODDAMNIT

I watched the entire series in re-runs when I was a kid and I thought Van Williams was great as the Green Hornet. I totally get why he was overshadowed by Bruce Lee, but I think too many people forget that Williams kicked quite a bit of ass in his own right. This show, and my later discovery of the old Green Hornet…

What about Touch Connors?

I'm pretty sure I know the answer to this already, but, ah, who do you think killed Vince Foster, Spider?

…Who ever said that Operation Ajax was a conspiracy theory?

Naw, nowadays? All he's gonna do is waste a tank of gas, take a nap, and smell like exhaust. I think Mr. Butthole just wants Spider to get some rest and blow $20

No, it hasn't, I just think it sounds a little cooler than Samurai World. (Because that would be like calling Westworld — a cool name — "Cowboy World." Good luck getting people to shell out 40k a day for that)

No problem. If you seek it out (it's free on Vimeo somewhere) be prepared: It's very much a product of its time, and its kinda goofy. Some of the same ideas are floating around inside of it, but they're less distilled and more, "Oh fuck! Robots!"

"Hey, hey, Patti? Yeah, it's Bob. You may have heard I won….Oh, you did? Great. Well, here's the thing, I don't want to go get it. You're not doing anything meaningful with your life right now, right? I mean, what am I asking, of course your aren't. Be a lamb and go get it for me, wouldja? Aw, you're a peach, kid."

There was no book, it was just a screenplay. There weren't multiple timelines, but it did have multiple -worlds, akin to the ShogunWorld Maeve & Co. bumbled through