But it's not just that! They slow it down and add this weird tremulous quality that, for whatever reason, makes it much funnier.

In your defense, that's because the Lawnmower Man was firing space bullets

I hope this goes to series and the We Hate Movies guys cover every fucking episode, just so we can get more of their hilariously mean-spirited Holly Hunter impressions

I'd like to add my own, uniquely informed perspective on the later works of John Woo:

As I understand it, that cut also has waaaaaaay more Lance Henriksen and the only reason the theatrical cut doesn't (and kind of sucks) is because of edits Van Damme forced on the movie that Woo (somehow) couldn't prevent

…No. That can't be true.

And that, boys and girls, is why you don't tempt fate

She's the exception, not the rule. Just on MSNBC alone you have Brian Williams, Chris Matthews, Joe Scarboro…

Please let her maiden name be Libby White.

Strawberry-Haired, Lipless Goober Says No to Bond, A Nation Mourns

Well, regarding Ray's suit, wait a second. They're on a flying time machine from the future that has a replicator on board. A) Nothing on this show is more ridiculous than its central premise, and B) Maybe all he needed was Dwarf Star whatsis.

And yet, that garrulous son of a bitch has thrived for three decades. Good on him

I love that they made him incompetent; it allows greater variation in villains (come back Grodd! Or, you know, King Shark or whatever). But, to your point, they made him a total spaz…and then had him fight nothing but fucking speedsters. I want my Flash to be a fucking goober who fights the Trickster and other,…

Every line Wilford Brimley has in that movie is an incoherent gumbo of his natural, shit-kickin' prospector growl and a Cajun accent mangled so badly it almost becomes an ethnic slur. And when he shares a scene with Van Damme? [Kisses tips of fingers] Beautiful.

Are we sure this is supposed to be Ordell's mistake and not Tarantino's?

You're right. Probably too…American, I guess. (Ra's is one of my favorite villains, and for my money no one was better than David Warner in the animated series.) But those cold, flinty eyes would have been a boon.

I too thought he was from Boston, but I think that's because I associate him with Larry Clarke, Sue Costello and Denis Leary. Plus, his growly mumble could plausibly be a lockjaw take on a Southie accent

I learned a new word today: Gabbler. And if that doesn't perfectly describe Colin Quinn's marble-mouthed, slushy delivery, I don't know what does

Question for the group: Would Neal McDonough have made a better Ra's al Ghul? I was trying to think of someone charismatic but unsettling, and he fits the bill. Plus, as much as he kills it as Damien Dahrk, Damien Dahrk is objectively kind of a stupid character.

Oh, no, don't misunderstand. This is not a knock against the writing. Danette is a fine writer; they all are. I'm just always surprised by how many errors crop up, routinely, in stories at the AV Club. No writer ever turns in clean copy — ever. But copy editors tend to pick it up. Lately, not so much.