Holy shit. Thanks for answering genuinely (most people on AVC for some bizarre reason tend to get reaaaaal shitty about someone asking a genuine question.) That's a shame. I always liked his film criticism, though I thought he kinda came off like a pugnacious asshole on The Canon. Still, sorry to hear was a gross dick…

Faraci groped somebody?

I'm not sure I've ever seen a show sum up its appeal as succinctly as this one has. Barbara Gordon, so hammy she's legally forbidden from coming within 500 feet of a Passover seder, twirling in a cocktail dress declaring, "It's Gotham baby, we've all got flaaaaiiiiiiiir." Bless this show's lunatic soul.

Well, see, that's a good question Mr. Adultman. But I have a more pressing one for you: Did you go to the stock market today?

I fucking hope so. I also hope that he gains about 70 lbs and rides around a little carnival ride Batmobile

In his defense, I don't think the dude playing Jervis has been given a whole lot to work with beyond "unsettling hypnotist." And, in that regard, I think ersatz Kreisler has been doing a bang-up job. (Certainly better than Gotham's frosted-tips Mr. Freeze, though nowhere near as good as Roddy McDowell.) I do agree,…

It truly is the Red Ryder BB Gun of dick-based knit throw pillows

God, I want that on a decorative throw pillow

He is a Navy SEAL, sir, and I think you know that just as well as you know placing muffins in the produce section works as unspoken dibs.

I don't know, I'm really enjoying this version of the Mad Hatter. He's got an interesting look (really, if they ever finally film that TV version of The Alienist, this guy would make a great Lazlo Kreisler) and the show leans into the hokey '30s showmanship that a hypnotist brings to the table. Making Alice his…

RIP The Bastard Executioner and Testees

Thank god. I'm disappointed it won't run for five, but delighted they'll be able to give it a proper send off.

MAS SNIPES

So I says to him, I says, "Surf's up, space ponies, I'M MAKING GRAVY WITHOUT THE LUMPS."

I would love to see Big Shot. It could also be Barry.

The first time I saw this was when the film was re-released back in 2003 and I was blown away by how real, raw and impactful this movie was. It completely underscored my feelings about the Iraq war and I spent the next year showing it to all of my friends in high school. I love that it's being released into theaters…

Again, since season 2. There are only two seasons of the program to draw from, and the third has just started. The first season was chockablock with draggy reveals and clumsy storytelling. So yeah, as I said, just because they fixed the problem doesn't mean the problem never existed.

You're thinking of Steven Seagal

I'm generally not precious about these kinds of things, but the "list of white boys" who get a free pass in Pop's? There's only two white boys on that list. Unless there's something about Richard Roundtree, Jordan, Mandela, and Ali I should know about

"The show never really drag reveals, aside from that time it needed to wait until TWS was released to bring in the twist."