Miles Teller seems to come from the Bruce Willis School of Really Needing a Good Script/Director. Both a capable of nuanced, interesting performances but if there isn't a strong guiding hand somewhere in the process, they come off like stiff, emotionless robots. Surrogates, if you will.

Not a fan of long walks, Warren?

That's Devin Faraci

And, finally, somewhere a group of time-displaced 8th Graders felt vindicated

Lady Motorman's Friend (For Whatever)

"Did you feel Alpha House's political satire was too sharp? Don't worry, here comes Megyn Kelly's Embeds."

Hot damn. I, for one, would be way into it. I came to Narcos late based on your write ups here, and I'd be very interested in your take on them. Particularly your feelings about Escobar's characterization (having not seen series two yet, I thought they did a nice job of tying the multiple facets of character…

I can probably guess the answer, but maybe a retro review of the first series?

I will always have a fondness for what I believe was the last one, wherein the Devil (Gary Oldman) and Danny Trejo are coming to collect James Brown's soul, and the only way Brown can get it back is winning a street race on the Vegas strip. It is absolutely an absolutely insane, neon-drenched nightmare directed by…

I tend to hate pun threads, but Nicholson's Joker weighing in on celebrity marriages is something I need in my life

Susanna Hoffs?

Hey! No, no, I'm fine. I made an editing mistake when rearranging a sentence. But your shitheel comment sure straightened me out! Thanks!

You said it, Billy Everyteen

And an early highlight for Michael Jai White. In truth, it wasn't all that bad. People will dog it as the day is long because it's low-hanging fruit and an easy target, but the movie itself is a fun, inoffensive slice of '90s action. Leguizamo is fun as Clown and Sheen plays, essentially, the logical extension of his…

No matter what else happens in the finale, I just really hope the actress playing Angela gets to release the tears she's seemingly been holding back in every scene for two seasons running.

What a bunch of goddamn jagoffs.

Agreed. Becker was weirdly overlooked for a show that lasted five years.

This reads like those thuddingly obvious "hints" that roll through a trivia game at a Buffalo Wild Wings.

Come to think of it, Judas really was the Fredo of Bible times

As Serengeti AKA Kenny Dennis taught us, don't blame Steve: https://www.youtube.com/wat…