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Hey, thanks! I liked him too, and thought he had about the only pure character moment in the film (when Flagg says, "You're all free to go" dejectedly and he grabs his beer and scarpers immediately. I wanted way more of that.) I only knew him as Die Hard, Jr., so I didn't like him going into it, but he turned out to

Always

I'm serious. I know, know: Jai Courtney is the very definition of a Never-Was. But, in this, I found him incredibly charming and more natural in this than anything else I've ever seen him in. (I know, short trip, but hear me out.) You keep him, you drop that stupid unicorn bit, and you make him a combination of his

"…And Warren Oates as Rick Flagg Sr.?" I'd watch it

All of the problems with this film have one simple, elegant solution: More Captain Boomerang.

I, for one, am all about bringing back the Davy Crockett cap as an accessory

Probably because the "Hey, Do Your Job and Shut Up About This" Squad couldn't fit on the marquee

It is, but that's where this movie fucks up so hard: The Suicide Squad reaaaaaaaaaaalllly shouldn't roll out domestically. (You know, accepting that all of this is a fucking ridiculous idea in the first place.) The whole point of using these jagoffs is that A) They're skilled — and, in some cases, you know,

The Eric Szyszka Creedo

Or, an entire IT department collectively sat on his testicles. Which is worse?

That's the episode of Colombo I've been wating for

Somewhere, entire universes are collapsing in on themselves

Are those IMAX glasses with the lenses popped out? I thought the video was pretty great, but if those are IMAX glasses, ugggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Thanks!

Wait, what? I'm saying I like her aesthetic. What did I miss here?

Good on her, leaning into the adorable hipster ragamuffin look

You're both right!

The judges would have also accepted Tekken Bowl

At the risk of reading too much into something, this is more or less the same thing Bee said, and then she went on to create a weekly version of the same show that scuttled the interview portion. If you get passed over for something, it always feels (and looks) better to say you didn't want it anyway.

No, people remember. But people also remember that they didn't ask everyone. They didn't ask Asif Mandvi, who after the departure of Jones, Bee, Oliver and Wilmore, would have been ideal and logical. They only formally approached Jessica Williams, who also would have been great, but she turned it down. You're right