Savage

So true, so sad

Upvoted for preserving the spelling errors

It would be that point. The one you just passive aggressively expanded on. That would be the point I was referring to. But then, hey, I spend more time watching red carpet than the shows in which people on red carpets appear, so what do I know, right?

You're right. The easiest way to identify her wouldn't her marriage to the guy who plays the heavy in the latest Star Wars movie, it would probably be from her stand-out one episode turns on Girls or Billions. Or, perhaps, her role in little-seen indie Listen Up, Phillip. Or the raft of never-seen shorts she was in. I…

"N 2 Gether Now" is just blissfully, sublimely stupid. And the video, which begins with Meth and Durst playing video games, then quickly devolving into a wire-laden kung fu fight is so goddamn dumb, its almost profound. I love it like a son.

Ah, right. Well, then, we have an accord. Agreement on the internet for everybody!

I was a fan of his 1998 classic, "Please, Christ, Someone Tell Me Leaving 'Wings' Early Was a Good Idea"

And Kate Hudson is 37. (Naomi Watts, on the other hand, you got me — She's in her late forties, and therefore legitimately middle aged. Honestly, I had no idea she was that old, since I thought she was in her mid twenties in Mulholland Drive. Damn your forgettable nature, Tank Girl.)

I, for one, love the fact that Rabin consistently (and correctly) bags on Hollywood's lack of feminism and respect for women and then goes out of his way to refer to the two women in this film as "middle aged" despite the fact that neither of them are. (Unless, maybe, they have TB, it's 1864, and he knows something we…

No! Goddamnit, why is the coverage stopping?

Oh! I can answer this one: No. No he doesn't. He looks like someone someone made a potato fuck a syringe full of HGH.

HEY-OOOOOOOOOOOO

Jesus, that Highwayman review was some pretentious, overwritten garbage. Yes, I'm sure the flow of the panels reminds you of the ceaseless vigor of polysyndetic sentences. Also, if you're referencing Night of the Hunter, it's Harry. Rev. Harry Powell

I laughed harder at this than I'm comfortable admitting

You're a good man, Wolfgang. (And I am delighted that someone else wanted the same bizarre match-up of semi-obscure fighters)

Goddamn it, no. KIMBO SLICE. Now my dream match up between him and Butterbean will never come to pass. RIP, Kimbo Slice.

What Beakman's sex scandal?

Man, me too. Hello, one other person who watched Almost Live.

If only Daredevil were played by famed talky-talk actor Josh Charles…