Oh, dear god, the Bourne Supremacy. I love the Bourne movies but I hate the second one with fiery passion for their casual and useless murder of Marie. She was great, and the sequels would have been bolstered by her presence.

It needs that awesome bouncy score, Lena Olin, Johnny Depp nuking a microwave dinner still in the box, and Satan.

Excuse me, sir, John Cho wasn't merely "lurking" around the background of "Star Trek." He had swordfight with a space katana.

Not even with his statue at Greendale.

Andy Kindler had the greatest idea for how to make that show watchable: Fire Don Johnson, replace him with Tommy Chong, and call it Hash Bridges.

Amazing Grace! https://www.youtube.com/wat…

The Happy Hooker Goes to Washington!

Something needs to be done about the fiiiiine Latina menace

Are feels like feelings, but poorly articulated?

Are we going to get a review of the pilot?

Oof.

Way to go, Pudgier Stephen Dorff.

WHICH CRITICISM ARE YOU REFERRING TO?

I was being a bit hyperbolic. Also, a chance to call Whedon a megalocephalic baby-man. But it also seems perfectly reasonable that the script was the product of Gunn and the person who penned the original draft, no Whedon necessary. I like the guy's writing too, but damn, just because it's a Marvel movie and it's…

Ah, yes, I forgot: If it's Marvel and it's even remotely clever, Whedon did it. James Gunn? Knuckle-dragging neanderthal, wouldn't know a joke if it came up and cracked him in the face. And that's where megalocephalic baby-man Joss Whedon comes in. Slither and Super? Punched up by Whedon.

History airs Ancient Aliens. All is lost.

St. Martin's Press? Really?

Casting decisions in the fine comic book tradition of not having Italian actors play Italian characters. Hooray!

Why? "Heart of Ice" was a brilliant change, and has stood in comics since. Why screw with it?

That shit is real.