Hey! She and Ricci both suffer from a serious ailment called fetusface.

I guess that black is history.

"Procatsinator" (with an "s") would be a better title.

They should have called it "Holyween," or anything else, because now I'm just picturing Our Saviour suckling at Mary's pert fifteen-year-old nips.

Would it follow that "Jesuseen" is "Jesusbeleevn"?

She must be in Ireland, 'cause my penis is Dublin!

I think I have to do it again…my blindfold came off.

Ooh, look at me! I'm making people happy! I'm the Magical Man from Happy-Land, in a gumdrop house on Lollipop Laaaaaane!

This is where I come to cry.

It was just vapor lock!

I think Beyonce might be trying to make up for this: http://tinyurl.com/6xjdyjw

It's okay to be a chromosexual.

I'd much rather see this version:
http://youtu.be/oQse91HQrHA

Sweet jeebus…
…please sing more than ONE NOTE. And even THAT is autotuned.

"Dewbacks": another case for latent racism in the SW films? Discuss. Or don't.

Has anyone asked…
…when we'll get the walkie-talkie versions?

Much like the Beatles, half of George Lucas is dead.

Those Ewoks were so sweet they gave me diabeetus.

Or better yet, they could add running commentary by Mike, CROOOOOOOOW and Tom SERVOOOOOOOOO!

Beethoven once sold the same piece to two different music publishers, or so the story goes. He was also a large, lovable dog.