This is such an important point. It's like playing cards with loose change versus sitting at a table with real stakes. I'll bet, and play, like an idiot if there's no real financial accountability on the line. (And I'm not a paying Pandora user either.)

Guys are more prone to be blinded by physical traits. That's our version of excusing awhile behavior.

I think part of being a man is dealing with women in a mature, respectful manner even when, on some level, you'd probably like to get it on with virtually every attractive one you see every day.

I typed it in closing of an email to a woman with my wife's name. Thankfully I caught the error and avoided the awkwardness of her throwing herself at me due to all the pent up sexual tension. (I write really good emails.)

Wait, aren't you Ais…Orient…Chinapnorean?

Telling people to fuck right off really hurts your case here. There are much better ways to express the strength of your convictions.

This pie is dry!
(Did I do it right?)

Dean Cain really made an impression on me when he showed up as a human prop on Shark Tank the other night.

Oh yes! I didn't mind being a groomsman among bridesmaids. I has happy and proud to be a part of it. (And as single guy at a wedding opportunities go, getting the bride's seal of approval so publicly can really pay off.)

It was weird because it resulted in me having a virtual wedding photo with someone other than my wife. Not catastrophic, but weird enough that I wish we were posed differently than she and her husband were in their pics.

I was a groomsman for my childhood friend and have a nice photo of me in my tux and her in her wedding dress. It's not a bad thing, per se, but it felt weird years ago and it feels weird to stumble upon it now.

I actually kind of enjoyed For Love of the Game. And I generally hate sports!

You're onto something there. I believe that non-discriminating party-girl types are largely to blame for this current problem within Country music.

By Luke Bryan standards, that's actually a pretty tolerable tune. I still hate it, just not as viscerally.

Wade Bowen - Songs About Trucks
There's your answer.

Randy Rogers Band - Speak of the Devil
http://youtu.be/bphdsXdhwEY

You're Going To Love My Balls

You are absolutely correct. I tried to get excited for it when it debuted, but the episode felt really cheap to me. The battle in front of the wall in particular felt like more of a set than Dario's fight in front of Mereen this past season. At least, that's how I remember it.

See also: Being from Iowa.

I think its best to just say that this piece should have been written by O'neal in the traditional style.