Like I needed another reason to constantly desire Doritos or Jennifer Lawrence.

I only know "Body Talk" from the scene in "The Golden Child" where that chick beats the hell out of those bikers in a wet shirt. And that's good enough for me.

Not at all. I'm simply defending the author of this article. It's Grammy Week and apparently Macklemore is up for a Grammy. And discussing his work in contrast to two other high-profile 2013 performers is valid. An omission of rappers with more skin in the game might simply be outside of the author's scope, or…

Did anyone say the party implied at the end of Caddyshack? Because that sounds pretty solid.

I've had success telling the barber that I'm going for more of a Jason Sudekis than Macklemore, but keep the sides fairly high and tight.

In the author's defense, how many of those other socially active artists are Grammy contenders or even on the average Grammy viewers' radars?

I can hate this song as art, not politics, right?
Kind of like how I enjoy long-distance cycling for exercise, but I'm not a hardcore bike advocate who hates cars?

I'm mostly shocked that I'd never heard this before. I know I did at least one report on them back as a child. You'd think leprosy would have piqued my interest back then.

Whoa! What? Really? Leprosy?
I've always wanted to see an armadillo (I live in MN) but you're crushing my 2nd boyhood dream. (#1 was learning that Ninja isn't a real career.)

Agreed. Way too preachy.

"Man in the Mirror"

I always preferred "It's Gonna Be Me".

That pic was my wallpaper on Facebook for about a year. Got great results!

Say, if that hate beam works, swing it over towards "Wake Me Up" by Avicii will ya?

Not at all! I'm far more jealous than offended. It was well done!

Jesus. I've never been so burned in my life!

Breast tattoos. Deal-breaker.

It's like the song "Girlfriend" by *NSYNC was written for LaBeef's special lady friend!

It's the frantic no-attention-span video directing that drives me insane. I'm old.

That would generate the strongest mixture of caution and excitement in me since I first heard they were adapting Lord of the Rings.